Chris “Jorgie” Vandenbrouk

A snarling, killing, beast of a man with a penchant for wetting himself and rubbing the faces of others around him in the sticky putrid mess.? English by birth, Belgian by the Grace of the All Mighty God!? On a scale of one to ten, this real life Manniken Pisse goes to eleven, especially when ripping it up on his axe with Coal for Hole or terrorizing opponents on the pitch!?

If you see this man out on a Friday or Saturday night acting as if he is in complete control of himself, be wary, the shy British boy act is no more than a cunning guise. Jorgie or the “Jorgenator” fronts such appearance generally when preparing to let loose copius amounts of urine or commence indiscriminate leg humping. VIVE KLOOTZAK!!!!!!?

The Rattlesnake