According to an article in a chinese newspaper recently, Donald's brain only fully functions when under the influence.

Apparently, after meeting his true love, he discovered, after a bit of a tiff like, that he could not find her apartment....? Low and behold a case of Tsing Tao later, of which we believe he drank one and a half bottles and spilled the rest on unsuspecting passers by, and the infamous "Bloodhound of Tir Chonnaill" managed to find her apartment, and as luck would have it, was on his knees vomiting when she answered the door, which she took to be an apology...? Nice one...? have to try that!!!As you can see clearly at training, Donegal is in permanent darkness...? There is no other way to explain a body so white, that the opposition takes to the field wearing shades to avoid the dazzling reflection of the sunlight...
Of course, he is not always completely white...? He did take some sun in HK at last years Asian Gealic games...? After a night of copious alcohol , 3 whole bottles!!, we finished our first game and Donald fell asleep on the sideline...? It was an interesting contrast to see lobster red on the front and Ghostly white on the back...? But sure...? We always knew he was a closet fan of the rebels!!!Donald can be seen, running like lightening around the pitch wearing the fabled black of the SZ Celts, and if we can ever get him to remember which direction we are playing in, the man will be mighty!!!

Mike Barry