Our man mountain from the arsehole of nowhere, That would be the midwest of America for those who don't speak Irish ...? We don't know what they fed him, but we wish they had stopped a bit sooner....? Not alone is he a great player, who can catch a ball so high up the rest of us have sore necks looking at it, but he scares the bejaysus out of the opposition too...

We had to stop letting him play with the hurleys, because of his ?annoying habit of using them as toothpicks during breaks in the play... Greg has been plagued by those "stubborn brass stains", one recent ?incident was particularly unfortunate, thanks to his other nasty habit of always going commando!.A founding member of the Celts, always giving it 100% on the pitch, 100% in the bar and emmm what looks like about 10% on his appearance.

Mike Barry