Before Lihui arrived in Shenzhen things were very different, I remember the day well. There we were, sitting under a tree reciting poetry discussing world economics and politics, sipping on tomato juice. She introduced herself and told us about her home town on Tsingtao and a local beverage that is produced there. Innocently we asked if we could try it, she was more that happy to help us acquire some. She took us to an outlet known as 3D bar and we each indulged in a bottle of this magnificent liquid magic. As we drank we started to feel some strange new feelings, soon we were dancing and singing and the craic was 90. Things could never be the same again…and they never have been! Slaves forever to Tsingtao, our best friend and source of all our powers.

Lihui, we thank you from the bottom of our bottles!

El Duderino