Mick "pheromones" Coleman...? Another Rebel, of questionable talent, who prefers to lean on the bar rather than knock a few over the bar. ?This man's reputation for his lack of deodorant goes before him....

We had to stop him from throwing his jersey into the crowd after games when one of them hit a girl and it took the doctors 4 hours and 6 bars of soap to peel it off her...This is the man for the game, no one else can warm a bench better,and when he starts with those "bottom burps" it encourages all the subs to go on a warmup...? He was linked with a high profile move to the Brazilian GAA earlier this year, but the move fell through due to a lack of Jameson and iced 7-Up in the local hostelries, and also the fact that he has absolutely f**k all to do with Brazil....despite his claims of "spending some time" there to some Brazilian bird in 3D bar (2 day stopover Mick!!)Hailing from an all-boys boarding school, Mick's social skills with the opposite sex leave a lot to be desired, however he is learning fast amongst the enigmatic sex machines of the Shenzhen Celts lads.

Mike Barry/Wing Man