Noel (or HotDog as he prefers to be called) moved to China at the end of 2004 in the hope of finding suitable females of the same height as himself. A tough task you might say, but rumours of 2 foot tall females persuaded HotDog to stay & he immediately joined the SCGFC. As hurling is a dying sport in Offaly, he decided to give the 'other game' a try.  A battling BIFFO, he has cemented his place on the team, even though he is a hurler at heart. Noels hobbies range from visiting copshops worldwide to sourcing Horseboxes out of Asia. He is also a leading figure in the 'Ex-pat's say No to acid rain' campaign. What was the score between Kilkenny and Offaly again?

Seamus