Ronan “Winkey” Woods, or “The great forest” in Chinese, is very good at balancing things on his chin.

He can also jump very high. Once he jumped so high he never came back down. He can also run very fast, once he ran so fast that nobody saw him.
He is obsessed with complaining and giving out, once he gave out so much there was nothing left to give out about; this irritated him so he complained. He likes to dance, he dances so well that people mistake him for Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. This became such a common occurrence that they had to stop using the same barber; it has since ceased to be a problem.
Winkey’s biggest downfall is his gullibility; he’ll never get this far as he is trying to remember when he jumped that high.

But the boy can play football!

El Duderino