Shane does well to hide his sexual tendencies but as we all know about the men from down under they so love their barnyard animals, especially the sheep. He’s a baaaad boy. Shane believes its better for the sheep to be at the edge of a cliff, more kickback. He secretly thinks Canada produces better athletes the Australia but he will never admit this. Shane’s girlfriend would be the first to tell you that he doesn’t have to be a sprinter to be the world’s fastest man. If I had to describe Shane in one word it would have to be WANKER!!!

He’s great footballer too!

Chuck