Zach was born in America but lived most of his life in Europe and Asia and is best known for his sometimes beyond belief and other times disturbing stretching techniques.? A dog licks his balls because he can… does Zach?

Zach was one of the original members of SZ Celts.? Back when we only had 4-6 people showing up in + 30 C heat, he would make his way to the pitch usually via running from his house.? You could count on him showing up wearing his green safari hat, slapping some sunblock (SPF 2000) on his bald melon, and giving it 100%.? A defender that has spent a lot of time learning all the ins and outs of the game.? Zach was a key member of our team's first appearance at the Asian Gaelic Games in Hong Kong, 2004. A minor knee injury has kept him on the sidelines recently but he is still at every practice providing encouragement.? No one really knows how the knee injury occurred, but rumour is it’s just a bad dose of carpet burn.

Greg (with a little help from Wing Man).